“Gehrig, the Easter Bunny isn’t real like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.”
Nolan (4): Daddy, my underwear only has one pocket in front.
The boys were watching Star Wars Episode II on TV. We overheard a conversation that went something like this…
Gehrig (5): There are good guys and bad guys. We only cheer for the good guys.
Nolan (3): Is R2D2 a good guy?
Gehrig: Yes. But he doesn’t have the force. He can only screw people and take their clothes off.
Gracie: I just saw two deer!
Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?
Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.
Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.
Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!
Rachel: Gehrig, STOP KICKING MY SEAT! It’s hurting me.
Gehrig: How many times are you going to tell me that!?
After Gracie got out the butter for her waffles I heard Gehrig say, “Butter friends are four!” I was thinking that phrase sounded familiar, but not quite right. Then it hit me… “what are friends for?”
Gehrig: All people go to heaven.
Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.
Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:
Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."
Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"
Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."
Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!
Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening…
Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!