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Only One Pocket

Dustin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 03:48:18 +0000

Nolan (4): Daddy, my underwear only has one pocket in front.

R2D2′s Secret Weapons

Dustin — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 17:02:45 +0000

The boys were watching Star Wars Episode II on TV. We overheard a conversation that went something like this…

Gehrig (5): There are good guys and bad guys. We only cheer for the good guys.

Nolan (3): Is R2D2 a good guy?

Gehrig: Yes. But he doesn’t have the force. He can only screw people and take their clothes off.

Daddy Deer

Dustin — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:26:33 +0000

Gracie: I just saw two deer! Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer? Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby. Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer. Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, … Continue reading →

How Many Times…

Dustin — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:28:24 +0000

Rachel: Gehrig, STOP KICKING MY SEAT! It’s hurting me.

Gehrig: How many times are you going to tell me that!?

That Sounds Familiar

Dustin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:25:08 +0000

After Gracie got out the butter for her waffles I heard Gehrig say, “Butter friends are four!” I was thinking that phrase sounded familiar, but not quite right. Then it hit me… “what are friends for?”

All People Go To Heaven?

Dustin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:56:00 +0000

Gehrig: All people go to heaven.

Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.

Brigham Moved to Washing Machine

Dustin — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:22:54 +0000

Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning: Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore." Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?" Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine … Continue reading →

Spiderman & Underwear

Dustin — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:42:00 +0000

Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!

Where the Book of Mormon Came From

Dustin — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:09:00 +0000

Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening…

Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!

Ponderous

Dustin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:19:30 +0000

If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?

Gracie’s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.