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		<title>Daddy Deer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gracie: I just saw two deer!
Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?
Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.
Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.
Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham&#8217;s dad shot him!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gracie: I just saw two deer!</p>
<p>Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?</p>
<p>Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.</p>
<p>Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.</p>
<p>Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham&#8217;s dad shot him!</p>
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		<title>All People Go To Heaven?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gehrig: All people go to heaven.
Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gehrig: All people go to heaven.</p>
<p>Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.</p>
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		<title>Brigham Moved to Washing Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gehrig&#8217;s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:
Gehrig: &#34;Brigham won&#8217;t play with me anymore.&#34;
Dustin: &#34;Because he lives too far away?&#34;
Gehrig: &#34;Yeah. I don&#8217;t know where washing machine and dryer is. It&#8217;s too far away.&#34;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gehrig&#8217;s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:</p>
<p>Gehrig: &quot;Brigham won&#8217;t play with me anymore.&quot;</p>
<p>Dustin: &quot;Because he lives too far away?&quot;</p>
<p>Gehrig: &quot;Yeah. I don&#8217;t know where <em>washing machine and dryer</em> is. It&#8217;s too far away.&quot;</p>
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		<title>Spiderman &amp; Underwear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rachel: C&#8217;mon Gehrig, let&#8217;s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="quote"><p>Rachel: C&#8217;mon Gehrig, let&#8217;s put your underwear on.<br />
(no reaction from Gehrig)<br />
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?<br />
Gehrig: No!<br />
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!
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		<title>Where the Book of Mormon Came From</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening&#8230;
Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening&#8230;</p>
<blockquote class="quote"><p>Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?<br />
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?<br />
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!
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		<title>Ponderous</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?
Gracie&#8217;s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="quote"><p>If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?</p></blockquote>
<p>Gracie&#8217;s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.</p>
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		<title>Chicken Nuggets &#8211; Chicken = Nuggets</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mommy, if chicken nuggets don&#8217;t have chicken then they are just nuggets.
Gracie&#8217;s brilliant observation at the dinner table last night.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="quote"><p>Mommy, if chicken nuggets don&#8217;t have chicken then they are just nuggets.</p></blockquote>
<p>Gracie&#8217;s brilliant observation at the dinner table last night.</p>
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		<title>Good Dreams, Bad Dreams</title>
		<link>http://www.davisvillage.com/good-dreams-bad-dreams.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.
Gehrig&#8217;s prayer
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="quote"><p>Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.</p></blockquote>
<p>Gehrig&#8217;s prayer</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the Law!</title>
		<link>http://www.davisvillage.com/its-the-law.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[buckle up]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?
Gehrig: Because it&#8217;s the law, Daddy!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="quote"><p>Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?<br />
Gehrig: Because it&#8217;s the law, Daddy!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Too Funny Not To Share</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My bum is popping.
Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet&#8230; with diarrhea.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="quote"><p>My bum is popping.</p></blockquote>
<p>Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet&#8230; with diarrhea.</p>
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