Spiderman & Underwear

Dustin | August 31, 2008

Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!

Where the Book of Mormon Came From

Dustin | August 25, 2008

Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening…
Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!

Ponderous

Dustin | July 31, 2008

If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?
Gracie’s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.

Chicken Nuggets - Chicken = Nuggets

Dustin | July 29, 2008

Mommy, if chicken nuggets don’t have chicken then they are just nuggets.
Gracie’s brilliant observation at the dinner table last night.

Good Dreams, Bad Dreams

Dustin | July 3, 2008

Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.
Gehrig’s prayer

It’s the Law!

Dustin | July 2, 2008

Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?
Gehrig: Because it’s the law, Daddy!

Too Funny Not To Share

Dustin | June 28, 2008

My bum is popping.
Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet… with diarrhea.

Shoes & Socks

Dustin | June 25, 2008

Rachel: Gehrig, you’re shoes are on backwards.
Gehrig: No, my toes are in my socks.

Potato vs Tomato

Dustin | June 3, 2008

Dustin: “Which ones are potatoes and which ones are tomatoes?”
Grace: “They are both matatoes.”
Gracie was a little confused at dinner last night.

Oink, Oink

Dustin | May 26, 2008

Gracie: “Mommy, what’s the opposite of oink, oink?”
Mommy: ???
Daddy: “I’m full?”