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Brigham Moved to Washing Machine

20th April 2009

Brigham Moved to Washing Machine

Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:

Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."

Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"

Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."

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31st August 2008

Spiderman & Underwear

Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!

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25th August 2008

Where the Book of Mormon Came From

Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening…

Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!

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31st July 2008

Ponderous

If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?

Gracie’s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.

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29th July 2008

Chicken Nuggets - Chicken = Nuggets

Mommy, if chicken nuggets don’t have chicken then they are just nuggets.

Gracie’s brilliant observation at the dinner table last night.

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3rd July 2008

Good Dreams, Bad Dreams

Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.

Gehrig’s prayer

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2nd July 2008

It’s the Law!

Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?
Gehrig: Because it’s the law, Daddy!

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28th June 2008

Too Funny Not To Share

My bum is popping.

Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet… with diarrhea.

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25th June 2008

Shoes & Socks

Rachel: Gehrig, you’re shoes are on backwards.
Gehrig: No, my toes are in my socks.

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3rd June 2008

Potato vs Tomato

Dustin: “Which ones are potatoes and which ones are tomatoes?”
Grace: “They are both matatoes.”

Gracie was a little confused at dinner last night.

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