Gracie: I just saw two deer!
Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?
Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.
Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.
Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!
Archive for category Quotes
Daddy Deer
Jan 11
All People Go To Heaven?
Jul 2
Gehrig: All people go to heaven.
Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.
Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:
Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."
Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"
Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."
Spiderman & Underwear
Aug 31
Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!
Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening…
Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!
Ponderous
Jul 31
If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?
Gracie’s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.
Mommy, if chicken nuggets don’t have chicken then they are just nuggets.
Gracie’s brilliant observation at the dinner table last night.
Good Dreams, Bad Dreams
Jul 3
Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.
Gehrig’s prayer
It’s the Law!
Jul 2
Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?
Gehrig: Because it’s the law, Daddy!
Too Funny Not To Share
Jun 28
My bum is popping.
Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet… with diarrhea.