Nolan (4): Daddy, my underwear only has one pocket in front.

Gracie: I just saw two deer!

Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?

Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.

Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.

Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!

Rachel: Gehrig, STOP KICKING MY SEAT! It’s hurting me.

Gehrig: How many times are you going to tell me that!?

After Gracie got out the butter for her waffles I heard Gehrig say, “Butter friends are four!” I was thinking that phrase sounded familiar, but not quite right. Then it hit me… “what are friends for?”

Gehrig: All people go to heaven.

Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.

Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:

Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."

Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"

Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."

Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!

Meanwhile, back at the Davis family home evening…

Daddy: Where did the Book of Mormon come from?
Mommy: Yeah, where did we get the Book of Mormon?
Gehrig: I know! Upstairs on the chair!

If I lose a tooth on Christmas, would the tooth fairy follow Santa Clause down the chimney?

Gracie’s deep thought as we discuss the tooth fairy.