Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

Jul 03

Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.

Gehrig’s prayer

Jul 02

Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?
Gehrig: Because it’s the law, Daddy!

Jun 28

My bum is popping.

Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet with diarrhea.

Jun 25

Rachel: Gehrig, you’re shoes are on backwards.
Gehrig: No, my toes are in my socks.

Jun 03

Dustin: “Which ones are potatoes and which ones are tomatoes?”
Grace: “They are both matatoes.”

Gracie was a little confused at dinner last night.

May 26

Gracie: “Mommy, what’s the opposite of oink, oink?”
Mommy: ???
Daddy: “I’m full?”

May 24

I’m thankful I could clean the church today so I could eat the candy that people threw on the floor.

Gehrig’s bedtime prayer on a day when we helped clean the chapel.

May 11

Gerig: What’s it called?
Dustin: What is what called?
Gehrig: Power Rangers?
Dustin: You mean Star Wars?
Gehrig: Yeah! We got to hurry, it’s going to miss me!

Gehrig as we changed his clothes during a commercial

May 11

Are you going to be OK Daddy?

Gracie after seeing me whine in pain after hitting my funny bone.

May 02

And it came to pass…

Spacey Gracie, starting family prayer after reading scriptures