Gracie: I just saw two deer!
Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?
Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.
Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.
Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!
Gracie: I just saw two deer!
Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?
Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.
Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.
Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!
A couple of days ago it was time for haircuts. Rachel and I mutually agreed to use the clippers on my head and give me a buzz of sorts. I look pretty funny because of my cone head and receding hairline. I’ve come to terms with it though. Afterwards it was Gehrig’s turn for another summertime buzz. As he was sitting there with his chin pressed into his chest watching his hair fall to the ground he said, "Why are you cutting my brown hairs?"
Apparently Gehrig wants to fit in. He’s the only blonde in the family. He was born with blonde hair and blue eyes, but after about a year and a half his eyes turned green. Now his hair is starting to darken. He likes that because he wants to look like me, so he was pretty concerned to see that we were cutting his "brown hairs".
Gehrig: All people go to heaven.
Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.
Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:
Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."
Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"
Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."
Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.
Gehrig’s prayer
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