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Daddy Deer

Gracie: I just saw two deer!

Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?

Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.

Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.

Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!

Everyone needs a Superhero!

While Dustin and I were watching the CMA awards tonight, Gehrig (4 1/2) came downstairs rockin’ out with the music stars showcasing his new “everything look.”  We call it the Space cowboy n’ Indian ready to rock look!

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Why Are You Cutting My Brown Hairs?

A couple of days ago it was time for haircuts. Rachel and I mutually agreed to use the clippers on my head and give me a buzz of sorts. I look pretty funny because of my cone head and receding hairline. I’ve come to terms with it though. Afterwards it was Gehrig’s turn for another summertime buzz. As he was sitting there with his chin pressed into his chest watching his hair fall to the ground he said, "Why are you cutting my brown hairs?"

Apparently Gehrig wants to fit in. He’s the only blonde in the family. He was born with blonde hair and blue eyes, but after about a year and a half his eyes turned green. Now his hair is starting to darken. He likes that because he wants to look like me, so he was pretty concerned to see that we were cutting his "brown hairs".

All People Go To Heaven?

Gehrig: All people go to heaven.

Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.

Brigham Moved to Washing Machine

Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:

Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."

Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"

Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."

Sorry You Can’t Eat The Pie

I found this note on the fridge:

Gracie got some play-dough from school. She made a little pie and left it on the counter. I guess she was afraid I would eat it.

Good Dreams, Bad Dreams

Heavenly Father, thank you that I could not have bad dreams. Thank you that I could have good dreams about transformers this morning.

Gehrig’s prayer

It’s the Law!

Dustin: Do you want me to buckle you up?
Gehrig: Because it’s the law, Daddy!

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Gracie’s First Curls

I was looking for our digital photo collection when I came across these gems from the summer of 2006 and Gracie’s first experience with curly hair.

The Before

The Before

The Excitement!

The Excitement

The Apprehension

The Regret!

The Forgotten

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Too Funny Not To Share

My bum is popping.

Gehrig at Murray park, on the toilet… with diarrhea.

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